Football Jokes: Calling Michael Vick and OJ!
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Football Jokes
These jokes will center around the sport of football, some of it's most well known players, as well as a few absurd jokes dealing with bacon and OJ.
Disclaimer: This page is only for humor and fun. Please dont kill me OJ for it...seriously.
OJ Simpson Jokes
- What do you like best about OJ Simpson?
- Well, he sure knows how to dice up the competition!
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- Why did OJ go to LA?
- To find a clean towel.
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- Hey Billy, want to try the OJ special at the diner today?
- Yeah, it comes with eggs and steak. You have to beat it and stab it the whole meal!
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- What is the most ominous thing a person can say to you?
- OJ Simpson telling me he loves me.
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- What did Michael Jackson comfort OJ with?
- He said he'll take care of the kids.
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- What's Black, White and Red all over?
- OJ Simpson visiting his ex-wife
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....isn't OJ a delightful man!
Michael Vick Jokes
- Michael, how do you justify this cruel act against animals?
- I thought I was just doing my duty in controlling the animal population.
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- Michael, what was your first reaction when you got caught?
- I was wondering if that b**** set me up!
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- Michael, what's your favorite song?
- It's gotta be "Who let the dogs out".
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- I heard Nike is designing a new shoe line for you?
- Yeah, they're called dog kickers.
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- Do you have any ideas Michael in expanding your profitability.
- In light of the situations, I was thinking of "Michael Vick Chew Toys".
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Michael Vick.....a shining example of careless idiots who throw millions of dollars and success right out of the door!
General Jokes
- What is the first thing the Cowboys do when they join the team?
- Read the Miranda Rights
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- What does 24 Alabama Cheerleaders equal?
- A full set of teeth.
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- How does the brain cells of a Spur fan perish?
- Alone
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- Why is the marriage between a 90 year old man and 22 year old woman called a football marriage?
- She's waiting for him to kick off.
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I hope you find some joy from these jokes. *Gives OJ a cookie
CommentsLoading...
i started it and its hide the beagel, vicks an eagle
eat me
hear vick made the eagles special teams unit yeah he is the new pooch punter
Q: Why does OJ's family lobby for his release every Thanksgiving?
A: He's the only one in the family that knows how to cut white meat.
anonmays 2 years ago
hide your beagle vicks an eagle